debugging

When someone you are talking to is critiquing elements (you provide) of the conversation:

1. with their friend who is listening at the same time.
or
2. in their head as a mental note which results in a period of silence and delayed response.

Note: The critiquing must occur during the conversation and not after, as that is termed as logging instead. Critiquing before is remote judging.

example 1 :
You to Person A: Hey there, Mr. Brown-Shoes! How about that local sports team!

Person A to Person B: Can you believe this guy trying to sound like Monty Burns...

You to Person A: Hey man stop debugging me...

example 2:
You to Person A: Hey there, Mr. Brown-Shoes! How about that local sports team!

Person A (thinks): Oh my god, this guy sounds nothing like Mr Burns.

<delay>

You to Person A: Stop debugging me!

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Gare

One who has achieved a state of Gareness

eg To the masses, they attribute his success to his physical fitness when in reality it is because he is a Gare.

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Gareness

A state of Great Awareness similar to the oneness experienced through contemplative meditation, however achieved during physical exercise.

eg, you can achieve Gareness through long bike rides
eg, a person can reach a state of Gareness when the physical is transcended while experiencing muscle burn
eg, Dude, you totally won that race because you were in Gareness.

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Hafer

A period of time which approximates to within 4-6 weeks in Gregorian Time. It's context is specific to generic timeframes provided by inexperienced estimators.

eg It will be delivered in a Hafer.
eg It will take a Hafer to complete.
eg That operator told me on the phone it would take Hafers of time.

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PJOZ

Australian homemade projector.

That's a fine looking Pjoz!

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splain

When a Spanish person asks for an explanation

Hey gringo you got some splaining to do.

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illuminion

Someone or a group of people that sympathize with the illuminati. They aspire to be one of them by doing their bidding. Their actions often result in the demise of the average person by using financial duress or the law.

This makes them a minion of the illuminati.

Gus: Joe is a total illuminion.
Paul: Why do you say that?
Gus: He totally sold out his mates when the owners of the company brought in the new employment contracts.

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