wag

An acronym for what a guy. Used when you cant even believe the person your talking to is real.

Guy 1: When I jump up and down my cheeks clap.
Guy 2 :WAG!

mishco

A noun describing a tiny clump of any object, item, or belonging that has a cute and tiny personification.

“Its a mishco on top of your head.”

bompotamy

In complete and utter disbelief in one’s existence.

“What is this bompotamy”