One who cannot score some pussy so he creates one with scraps from around the house and masturbates
Dude, come out with us tonight, stop bein such a pussy prankster
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what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.
Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?
General Lee: did I hear some say my name?
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