Term for when someone comics up short and completely costs their team the win. A much more extreme form of choking.
Toni: Brad, did you actually get zero kills that round you hot dog water breath looking ass?
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When someone acts in a way which embraces their Chad-like personality in the context of being red or blue pilled; opposite of Cringepilled
Chad: Just ate a 2-pound steak, feeling pretty chadpilled right now
Kyle: yeah, you are chadpilled
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The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: âOh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?â
Renato: âNah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterdayâ
The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: âNah, Bonathan isnât coming back this semester?â
(Later)
Kirk: âGuys I think Aidanâs pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.â
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When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with random girls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.
Willy: âHey, whatâs your blood type?â
Shen: âOh no, heâs pulling a Unwashed Willy againâ
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The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canineâs shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.
Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!
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Attempting to seduce a girl by showing her a YouTube video of one man sticking by his foot up the anus of another man.
Jake: Did you hear Kyle tried the Dirty Kirk on Julia yesterday?
Greg: No, did it work?
Jake: No, now she just thinks heâs super weird.
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