Kevin: Hey Kyle?
Kyle: Yeah, Kevin?
Kevin: Have you noticed that Steve has been talking a lot like Pinhead? You know that guy from Hellraiser?
Kyle: oh yeah he's a Saddhist.
Kevin: A what?
Kyle: A Satanic Buddhist. A Saddhist.
When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
When you poop in someone's bed after cutting off the tip of their finger.
Person 1: "My ex screamed at me so I gave them the old Amber Heard."
Person 2: "That sounds like a dangerously toxic relationship"
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