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Xenomorph

Featured in Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien Versus Predator, and the upcoming Alien Versus Predator: Requiem, a Xenomorph is a particularily nasty creature.

First, a queen lays an egg, which opens and releases a Facehugger, that proceeds to latch on to someones face, and implant an embryo into their throat. The embryo grows until it no longer fits, and then eats and smashes through the chest of the victim, most likely, killing it. The newborn Chestburster must feed to grow into an Adult.

"A Xenomorph may be involved," ~Lieutenant Gorman
"It's a but hunt," ~Corporal Hicks.

by Larry F. Malarkie October 27, 2007

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holla back

correctly spelled 'Hollaback', a word made up by Christina Aguilera that subsequnetly has no uniform definition.

I suppose it is said to gain attention, or do something once more. It might also mean 'scream backward', which makes little sense in and of itself.

Person #1: I Listen to the song Holla Back girl yesterday, I think my ears are still bleeding.
Person #2: Why can't Christina Aguilera die already?

by Larry F. Malarkie October 27, 2007

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Alien 3

A movie released in 1992 as the (very obviously) third sequel in the Alien series, after Alien, and Aliens, but before Alien Resurrection.

Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, the sole survivor of an EEV (emergency escape vehicle) model 337 crash on Fiornia 161, most learn to deal with 25 Double-Y Chromosome Prison inmates. Corporal Dwayne Hicks was killed by a security ladder, and Newt Drowned in her cryotube. The Bishop android was hopelessly damaged beyong full function. When a Xenomorph facehugger attacks an inmates dog, a new form of Xenomorph is spawned... Alien 3 remains one THE scariest, the darkest, and the most morbid of the entire series.

Alien 3 is much better than people take it for.

by Larry F. Malarkie October 27, 2007

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Shatnerism

Shatnerism is a disease spawned from William Shatner, well know for his roles as Captain Kirk from Star Trek, and Tevye from one version of Fiddler on the Roof. Shatnerism is a disease in which the victim pauses for dramatic effect after 2-4 syllables of speech.

Oh my...God it's...The space people of...Quazar IV! ~ Average case of Shatnerism

by Larry F. Malarkie October 27, 2007

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