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When you canât get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldnât convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
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When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
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