Caillin

Often confused for Caitlin. Caillin is an old Irish word used to describe a person who’s duty is was to pick the produce from the family vegetable patch. In modern times it refers to a fancy green grocer, selling over-priced organic produce to mask dodging hippies.

Have you seen the ridiculous prices of Aubugerines at Caillin’s!

Ryany

An ancient indigenous word used to describe someone that has a habit of falling asleep with their pants around their feet whilst on the toilet. Ryany is also another term for a friend that likes to go halves in travel insurance and marries your sister.

Check the toilet, I bet he’s doing a Ryany.