YAFUM

An acronym for "Yet Another Fucking Useless Meeting"

A: Hey - where you headed? Let's go to lunch!
J: YAFUM
A: Oh YAFUM - have fun ;(

Self explanatory and common in corporate America - and potentially worldwide. This is extremely common in Information Technology departments or when dealing with computers. For those who are having trouble grasping this concept please schedule a meeting right away to figure this out! Include ANYONE you think could EVER need to be involved - the bigger these meetings are the better.

Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.