cattle prod

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.

I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.

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fupa

Acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area. Resembles a hip-pack, which at times, can obscure the owners view of there own pussy.

also known as the "gunt"

In order to contact the pink, I had to prop up her fupa with as stick.

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