Face

The condition of having face. A strong look, an open mouth, harsh staring, grouchy expressions, almost anything can grounds for a face. A facing is when one is called out for having face. To face someone, you simply note that they have face, and say "FACE" at them very loud and stern.
Another common condition is having either too little or too much face. This is more of a permanent thing, and refers to one's actual facial structure and "look". Examples of too much face would be bushy eyebrows, wild eyes, cro-magnon brow, a severly defined jowel, etc. Examples of too little face are beady eyes, closely spaced eyes, thin lips, tiny noses, bland expressions, etc.

"You've got face."
"She's a fun girl to date occasionally, but she has a little bit too much face for me to think about getting serious with her."
"Larry was in a bad mood today at work, and was facing everyone."
"I got faced, hard."

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T

The ultra-short abbreviation for the term "White Trash". Fairly self-explanatory i suppose, T is used any time discretion is of utmost importance, such as while at the bowling alley, flea market, or anywhere around Waterford, Michigan. The semi-short term "White T" has also been known to be floated about. T can be an actual person (house, yard, car, above ground pool, etc), or simply a state of being.

"God, that mustang is so awful and T"
"It's really T around here..."
"Shelly is so T, she's still wearing hypercolor and using scrunchees."
"I love our new deck, it's so comfortable and cozy now that we've installed our motorized, retractable awning, but i wish the Jenson's backyard yard wasn't so T looking. All those toys strewn about and the pool that's been leaking through the sides since 1988. It really messes up the view"

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MAB

Middle Age Butt. A phenomenon in which a woman's ass explodes in size dramatically, over a short period of time. This specific type of enlarged butt can be identified as being much longer vertically than it is wide. Commonly found strapped into dime store-caliber jeans such as Riders, with the waist pulled up high above the belly button. Seen from the profile angle, MAB will not curve out sexily like a badunkadunk, it will lay flat and tall along the back. Also known as mom-butt and mom jeans. It should be noted that the wearing of mom jeans can also be the sole cause of front butt (a butt in the front, below the belly button.)

Damn that lady has some serious frikkin' MAB!

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Stance

Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said Stancer and say "STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.

"Damn girl, why are you stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."

"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"

"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."

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Ricky Fitz Bag

A plastic grocery or pharmacy bag, blown endlessly about at a short distance off the ground. Observing said bag may empart feelings of beauty and whimsicality. Commonly seen on street corners in the city of Detroit.

"Dude, look at that Ricky Fitz Bag, isn't it beeeaauutifuwl...."
"If i see another Ricky Fitz Bag today im going to punch someone's face"

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Photard

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

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Muffin Shoes

Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.

"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."

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