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After gaping a sex-partners Anus with your big-ol schlonger, you take a massive pull on your honey-melon-strawberry-breeze favored vape and blow the huge cloud into their gape.
"I gape-vaped her bro, and now I'm addicted to her sweet sweet farts."
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A teacup where the handle can only hold three fingers and the cup can only hold two tea bags worth of tea.
I wanted an espresso cup, but I got a Three Finger Double Teabagger
After pwning someone epically, you then indulge in the act of onanism (i.e. masturbation).
"After that epic burn, I totally jacked it to completion. Sweet pwnanism!"
While performing nefarious oral sex, the one performing twists their pubic hair as if it was their mustache. Evil laughing is encouraged.
"While she was munching on my unkempt box, she twisted my pubes into two dreads she wore as a mustache. She called it Dastardly Head."
"You have all the luck with women."
When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.
"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."
When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.
"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"
When a menstruating female yanks out her tampon in a communal shower and stomps it down the grated drain.
Kristin was in a hurry to shower after the gym so she did the Cherry Waffle Stomps in the shower.