grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

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A round of Zentarskys

Is a set of Zentarskys - plural of Zentarsky, more than one - purchased by an individual in a group for the entire group.

Waiter asks the table - “Any drinks or appetizers for the table?”

Customer - “ Let’s start with a round of Zentarskys for the table”

Zentarsky

10 to 12 ounces of light beer with 1 to 2 ounces of orange juice, preferably Miller Lite.

Easily made by pouring beer into a pint glass leaving room to add the orange juice.

Asked for by name at a wide range of establishments from dive bars to country clubs.

Bartender - what are we drinking today?

Patron - I will have a Zentarsky!

eight pound socks

Large breasts, big boobs

1.Todd played with Jenny's eight pound socks.

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