Kittatinny

Known more commonly by its acronym "KRHS", Kittatinny Regional High School is a 7-12 grade public school in Northwestern New Jersey. You've definitely never heard of it, and it's in the middle of nowhere. With just over a thousand students minus the declining enrollment, it's not the smallest school, but surely not the biggest either. Ninety percent of the students are waving confederate flags and are conservative by default. Nearly everyone wears camo for no reason, and we have some days off for hunting season. Almost every family owns at least two guns, and if you meet someone who isn't a nazi, hunter, or jerk, they're probably too busy for you anyway with the very few good extracurricular activities, like wrestling or theater. If you're a racial minority, you'll be worshipped by the white kids making up most of this school. If you're LGBT+, I can speak from experience that you will not want to go to Kittatinny anymore. The football team really sucks, but you go to the games anyway. In no way, shape or form, is Kittatinny an open or accepting school, but at least you won't get beat up for being different, whether that means being a furry or a good football player. You will hate it here, but hey, why not make some dishonest, bad friends that vape in the bathrooms for no reason while you're at it?

If you go to Kittatinny, you're in for a hell of a ride.

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