UniS

University of Surrey, (Guildfrod)

I posted this coz someone else tagged UniS

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Clapham Junction

Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.

If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again

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don't panic

The most useful phrase in the english language. Popularised by Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikes Guild to the Galaxy - the best book ever written.

Somone wrote Don't Panic on the cover of my calculator. It gets me through exams.

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fiver

A written parody that is a five minute version of the tv show/ movie/ game etc. Can be written by a single person or as part of a group and popularised by certain fandom related websites.

Katy: You seen the new OC fiver?
Liz: LOL of course! >insert quote<

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innit

Contraction of 'isn't it' which has been used in London for about 40 years ATLEAST. (so stop attibuting it to all sorts of wierd groups of people like for example chavs) Used at the end of sentances in the same was as eh?, right? or you-get-me?

Me: Where ARE you?
You: Still at work, innit.

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the game

A game wher the point is not to remember that you are playing it. As soon as you do you have lost. When you lose you have to immediately say so out loud.

Mike: I've just lost the game.
Jo: Oh, dammit!

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three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

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