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Leftymental

A person so misguidedly Woke that they lose all sight of reality whilst leaping on one lefty bandwagon after another.

The Chair of the Student Union just wrote in the Student Newsletter about how she affirmed her feminism and commitment to fighting period poverty by placing a sign and a little basket of tampons in the unisex toilets at Claridge's. She's completely Leftymental.

by LastRealist August 29, 2023


Virtue Butterfly

The morally bereft person at work that leaps at any opportunity to virtue signal, regardless of how many cause celebres they have "championed" previously.

"Did you see Graham in his BLM t-shirt today? What a Virtue Butterfly! It was only yesterday that he was wearing a "Male Ally" badge!

by LastRealist December 31, 2022


Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022


Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.

"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."

by LastRealist August 29, 2023