rollerblading

An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.

- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.

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weak tit

A phrase meaning lame, disappointing, generally not cutting it.

Some guys watching a sporting event in which one of the athletes muffs it:

"That was weak tit man"

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Yukon picklefork

Also known as the shocker, this phrase describes a sexual act in which the index finger is inserted into a woman's vagina and the pinky on the same hand is inserted into the anus. When the thumb is then used to stimulate the clitoris, this act is known as the "Yukon picklefork with a courtesy windsheild wiper".

Did you give her the Yukon picklefork?
What?
You know, the Yukon picklefork with a courtesy windsheild wiper (demonstrates with hand).

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The High Holiday

Celebrated on April 20th every year (4/20 -get it?) by serious potheads.

- Hey what are you doing for the High Holiday?
- Thought I'd skip work (school, whatever) roast a bowl and throw some disc down at the park, wanna join?

chunk style

A phase basically describing someone who is overweight.

-Did you see Janet last night?
-Yeah, boy she's gotten a little chunk style.

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