Tiger Belly

Stretch marks on a woman’s stomach. Usually you will find these tiger markings on woman who has had a baby.

Dude 1: Check out that milf over there...
Dude 2: Her face is alright but I can't get over that tiger belly.

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Ninja

A general term for any STD. The Ninja creeps up on you when you least expect it to. Having unprotected sex is a good way for the Ninja to get a hold of you.

Guy 1: I haven't been feeling very well lately...
Guy 2: I bet that chick you hooked up with at that party gave you the ninja.

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tired headache

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.

Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".

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6th gear slide

In a manual transmission car; when shifting from 5th gear to 6th gear and continuing to move your arm on to your passengers' leg.

(same as 5th gear slide but for cars with 6 gears)

I was driving on the freeway with Rob in my car. I had just upshifted from 5th gear to 6th gear. My hand was so close to his thigh, I just went for it in one subtle motion. I totally pulled a 6th gear slide.

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".