Stupid nonsense for Americans that couldnât tell you the name of the local congressman but could tell you who the lions third string quarterback is. A douchebag sport
Matty: that Cowboys/saints game was so good. Did you see that big play that guy made that one time? the NFL is badass
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I donât waste my time with crap like that.
A bum that beat a bunch of other bums until he ran into a brick wall named Tyson Fury. No skill whatsoever, and has crazy toxic racist fans that make up conspiracy theories to slander Fury all because he beat there man in boxingâ¦.
Idiot: Deontay wilder gone knock that cheatin cracker out brah 𤣠If wilder doesnât win ima tell these crackas to suck my dick
Normal human: no he isnât, stop being a racist you sound stupid and everybody hates you, and youâre not gonna do anything you literally are wearing an ankle monitor and canât leave the house unless youâre going to your parole meeting.
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A group of homosexual handicapped men that hang out in a circle and jerk each other off. Known to engage in intense orgies with fellow homosexual pride gang âthe bloodsâ. Hostile and aggressive towards normal humans.
Rachel: hey why are those gay guys wearing matching outfits?
John: oh thatâs just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know theyâre gay and donât want any girls to approach them.
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A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.
John: hey is that David? I heard heâs a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey letâs kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: letâs do it, Iâm gonna break his jaw.
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Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered âeasy opponentsâ to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
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The act of sagging your jeans bellow your bottom to let the other crip men know you are searching for a partner to bottom for.
DeShaun: yo cuz Iâm crippin like a real G(ay), I hope Marquan notices I think heâs super cute.
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A fighting promotion for trailer trash and dorks from the suburbs that think theyâre badass and basically donât like boxing because it has âto many African Americansâ. A sport for low lives that canât box, human cock fighting.
Historically it was a sport for grapplers, college wrestlers often took cage fights on the side after graduation. By the early 00s a few guys started making decent money but nothing special because it was getting more popular.
Over the years the ufc got even more popular and it started attracting FAILED boxers like McGregor and Francis because by that point ufc payed âgood enoughâ to justify a failed boxer putting in the effort to learn the mma game since a top ufc guy at least makes more than a mid/low level pro in boxing. While the competition has gotten better itâs only made the moronic fans even more brazen.
Remember kids âtHe bEsT sTrikErs iN uFcâ are amateur hour compared to actual boxers.
Matt: brah did you see the ufc card? Conor mauled that dumbass lmfao
Me: Conor is trash, he started doing mma because his boxing coach told him he wasnât going to get good enough to make it in boxing. Only rednecks should he watching ufc.
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