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Abbey Mills

An Abbey Mills is a wonderful, loud, and North-Carolinian ginger. An Abbey Mills is always hype no matter how drained and tired she is, she's even more dangerous with Celsius. She is surprisingly good at sports considering the fact she lacks the ability to walk straight. Her talents don't just end with sports, she can also do the Irish Jig with the most enthusiasm and lack of accuracy you've ever seen, the Nutcracker too. When you watch her dance, you question literally everything you've done in life that has lead up to you watching her do the shittiest but best Irish Jig you've ever witnessed. Abbey Mills can sometimes be the biggest pain in the ass when you're tired to take her hype, but in the end she is the first person to go to when you're having a shitty day. If you have an Abbey Mills in your life, keep her and be grateful always. #foenem

"Yoooo who's that redhead in the middle of the mosh?"
"Why, it's Abbey Mills!"

by Laur H June 12, 2021


Lucy Mettler

A Lucy Mettler is a preppy, South Carolinian. That sounds kinda shallow and you might think of Lucy Mettler as a basic, blonde stereotype but she is so much more! She is a total bitch that you can have the best convo with, she'll give you advice and make you feel like absolute shit after but you'll get clarity. When you think of Lucy, you think of a basic shit with no sense of music and only wears brandy but she has the best possible music taste. It goes from edgy and dark to wasn't this in a musical once? She's preppy in the best way and looks good in whatever she wears. You may be intimidated at first but once you break through the pretty and bitchy front, you'll see that she's the sweetest person who HAS VALID OPINIONS AND MAKES PEOPLE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY AND HAS A PERSONALITY COUGH COUGH. She might not always be the loudest in the room, but her presence is always known. Hoes be mad cuz she be giving them competition, like yeah she's got a better personality than you stfu. If you have a Lucy Mettler in your life, make sure to appreciate how sweet, insightful, and crazy she is. And take in the man cologne she wears cuz that shit is good as. Lucy Mettler is someone you want to know and want to have as your friend so be grateful always! #foenem

"Who's that goddess over there?!"
"Lucy Mettler!"

by Laur H June 13, 2021


Sophie Mo

Sophie Mo's are exotic, one-of-a-kind people. They range from being extremely moody to being the most energetic person in the room, kinda odd. If you are friends with a Sophie Mo, you will experience something magical. Be grateful for your Sophie Mo's.

"What's the best kind of friend?"
"A Sophie Mo."

by Laur H June 12, 2021


Frances Belcher

A Frances Belcher is a short, feisty biatch who always brings a good time. She is a tiny thing that you wanna put in your bag when you go out because she always has what you need whether it's advice or Tahitian vanilla. She is one of a kind and you will never be able to find someone who is so smart but so stupid at the same time. She takes all secrets to the grave and never seems to know what's going on, "beats me man" is a commonly used term amongst Frances Belchers. If you get the chance to be friends with one, try your hardest to keep her because it's a once and a lifetime opportunity! #foenem

"Hey man what's that tiny thing over there?"
"Oh, it's a Frances Belcher."

by Laur H June 12, 2021