Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.

L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.

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definitioso

Pronounced-(deff-in-it-ee -oh-sooo)
Another way of saying definately.
It has to be said with a posh voice.
Mainly used by wannabe toffs.

1.
Kay- I imagine him to be like "Ja! Neeeeeena!"
Laura- Definitioso.
2.
Alice- So are you going to the rave?
Laura- Definitiosoes!

Definitioso

Pronounced-(deff-in-it-ee-oh-sooo)
Another way of saying definately.
It has to be said with a posh voice.
Mainly used by wannabe toffs.

1.
Kay- I imagine him to be like "Ja! Neeeeeena!"
Laura- Definitioso.
2.
Alice- So are you going to the rave?
Laura- Definitiosoes!

cerazy

Shorthand- ceraz

A way of saying crazy that can only be used if a person from Irvine (in Scotland) is somehow involved, or is talking about someone else.

Irvinian- Ach me parents will go cerazy
English person-Mine too!!

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