uber gravy

wicked awesome, cool.

man: that shirt is way uber gravy
me: ha i know, who do you think i am?
man: yo mamma
me: that was not uber gravy man, not uber gravy.

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frizzed

the act of when someone is high or drunk.

man: im so frizzed right now i can barely talk, u?
me: of course, would i be anything else?
man: nahhhh, straight edged people are shits to shit on when i show them my crack...
me: haha, crack in like what i am frizzed off of right now and butt crack
man: i know im hilar

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Incubus

Incubus is a demon that rapes women in their sleep. It is to put in simple terms, the male form of the succubus.

Incubus is also an amazing rock band. They have not only amazing music, but great lyrics and vocals that tie it all together. Over the years they have been changing and evolving, but they have yet to release anything disappointing to their fans.

I am seeing Incubus in concert!

Girl: Ouch... My vagina aches...
Boy: It was the Incubus, I swear... (whistles innocently)

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