turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

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Powerful Pussy

the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.

Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.

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turtle toot

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

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Tiger Pussy

When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.

or tiger pussied

Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!

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Vagina lips

The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"

The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.

The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.

Ava: Hey Lauren did you see Sam's new selfie pic?

Lauren: Yeah she had some crusty ass vagina lips!

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