retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

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fat-crack

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.

Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."

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busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.

Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!

Donny Dash

Slang word referring to Hash, a bi-product of Marijuana, used when trying to keep smoking activities on the "down-low".

Commonly shortened to "Donny D".

Person 1. "Say bro, how is Donny Dash doing?"

Person 2. "He is around and he'll send you to another dimension!"

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Garden of Weedin

1. Accidentally stumbling into the mother-load of all Marijuana crops.

2. Experiencing the most blissful feeling after smoking some really good Pot.

Person 1. "OMFG! We just found the garden of weedin!"

Person 2. "Yes - now lets get the hell out of here before we get shot!"

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