Jock Butt

A firm, brick-like buttocks assembly usually rounding out a shaved crotch and hole.

Bi Curious SWM ISO young twink for treat-filled nights and days of romance. I am an in shape 43 year old leather Daddy with bear chest and great Jock Butt.

Balls Marie

Usage: adjective

Etymology/Root: Amer. English. Probably dialect of Northern New Jersey or Staten Island, NY

Meaning: The best or most extreme of its kind. Most often used to qualify events, but also acceptable for use with objects.

After dinner with Tina at the Nautilus Diner, we went home, got drunk and made out. Obviously the date went over like Balls Marie.

That new Porsche of his is totally Balls Marie.

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bushlock

The inability for a woman to accept items anywhere near the vulvar region or inside of her vagina.

I tried to give her a little manual pleasure as she was audibly moistened, but Michelle removed my hand from her crotchular area, professing that she had bushlock.

O'Bgyn

Pronunciation: O-'bi-g&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Occupational surname from ancient Hibernian obstetrics and gynecology proefssionals.

The O'Bgyn legend describes a wild creature with Queens, New York affected speech roaming the town of Newport, Rhode Island on Saint Patrick's day. Accounts have portrayed the creature as hilarious with a penchant for tequila and Thunderdome. It is theorized that the true O'Bgyn creature is of Colombian origin and undergoes a mutation at the cellular level every March 17th which manifest foul Irish traits for a duration of 24 hors.

Called also "O'rlando"

Rhode Island Jock 1: Hey brah, hand me another Natty Light.

Rhode Island Jock 2: Are you crazy? Didn't you hear there's an O'Bgyn at this bar?

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Jew Ass

The fleshy arrangement of two buttockular masterpiece only bestowed upon the privileged children of Israel. Not smooshy, yet slightyl resembling a full on Jock Butt

1. Have you ever seen Naomi Russell's movies? She is blessed with that Jew Ass.

2. Look at Goldstein! He got a girl with a tight little body and a cutie patootie. Luckier for her, he possesses a great Jew Ass!

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