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Writer's block on the internet: a blog jam.
Clarissa was determined to keep her online diary going despite twins, a home reno and the holidays, but when she sat down to update her social status her brain cramped up. Complete blog jam.
Biff: My web site is in major need of new content but last night I couldn't think of a thing to add.
Tadd: Total blog jam eh?
Biff: TBJ all the way.
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Standing at the multiple receptacles, trying to figure out where to toss your trash, you can be stricken with BINDECISION.
"I've been racked with bindecision over which can gets my plastic bag, gloss-coated paper receipt, styrofoam case and cardboard box that Amazon sent with my new tweezers."
Blue balls make you angry, upset, agitated and irritable.
After getting aroused for a while and then not getting off is irritating.
If a girl is known for giving guys blue balls she can be labelled IBS.
Mitch "Yo, why are you sitting with your legs so wide apart and your belt undone?"
Corey "That tease Brandi gave me Irritable Ball Syndrome again."
Mitch "IBS, sucks to be you."
Fear of crowd sourcing.
Miranda: I've donated to Zack, Tracey and Slim's projects but I'm scared to go on kickstarter for fear of spending more money.
Kelli: I'm backing thirteen project! I need a serious case of agorasourcephobia myself.
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When two people see the last slice of pie and acknowledge that they both don't need it but they both still want it.
Cam and Pete swallowed their dessert and their pride admitting they are AGREEDY.
A guessed budget.
Whipping numbers out of your ass to satisfy others, from pulling an Enron to telling your missis you'll only spend $20 on alcohol and entertainment this month.
Noun but can act as a verb.
Tammy: "Holy crap, I have a report due tomorrow with a complete budget for the board to peruse."
Kareem: "Just gudget, it's wings night and Zack's savin us a table."
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