IGNITION day

27th October is World IGNITION day where every female who is above the age of 18 must give an edgy person in their life the gwak gwak 3000

Sarah: hey did you know its IGNITION day?

Belle: oh shit yeah you're right, looks like I have to go give him head

Lauren: Wow you know IGNITION?

Quanker

The origin of the word Quanker can be traced back to 2004 when an absolute mug named Lee was born in a town named Poole
The doctor took him out of his mother's womb and could only mutter the words "This child is an absolute Quanker"
We believe the doctor in question meant the child was "an absolute inbred bugger"

You're an absolute quanker!