Hind-time

Time set aside for yourself, just for relaxing, or possibly masturbating alone in a dark living room. Alternatively, it can mean just about anything.

1. "Ahhhhh, it's finally hind-time..."

2. "Man, after work today I'm on total hind-time"

3. "Hey Fred, after we rape and kill this drifter we're going to require some serious hind-time."

4. "Is this hind-time or beef bullion, or possibly neither or both?"

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Golden Daddy

When your dad, or any dad, accidentally or intentionally pees on you in the shower.

There’s so much pee coming out. Now that’s what I call a Golden Daddy.

Before hind-time or before we go out to kill a drifter, I am really going to require a Golden Daddy.

Did you hear? Raif got ‘golden-daddied’ last night and is absolutely ecstatic!

Before he was a Golden Daddy, daddy had an Odyssey. ‘Daddy’

He-man surprise

when you are banging out a chick in your old boyhood room, have a buddy hide in the closet as He-Man. when she climaxes, have him run out, axe over his head and yell "by the power of grey-skull". dont worry it wont be too weird

"Dude that He-man surprise we gave her last night gave her the power."

motorboatboarding

After you jiggle your lips in the area between a woman's breasts, you either dunk her head in a barrel of water or she dunks your head in it.

My friend Brian totally motorboatboarded the whore he met in the alleyway last night.

Skeletor and He-man were quite surprised that Teela went to Dave for some motorboatboarding.

After he went motorboatboarding, Dave is gonna require some serious hind-time and beef bullion.

My tits got motorboatboarded last night, and they were so stinky I had to go and wash them down by the river.