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Go to the mirror, if you look masculine. Pull your pants, youll see a stick(or worm if ur not as hard as a rock) and a sack with 2 balls. that thing, is ur penis.
Jenna: Hey mom, I think I have a penis!
Jenna's mom: How the f- UR A GIRL!
Jenna: I know, no need to remind me.
Jenna's mom: I'm gotta go talk to your father.
why the fuck are you searching for this. ur literally IN the website. ugh fine ill tell ya.
A dictionary where you could make your own definitions.
"Urban Dictionary is the best dicktionary ever!"
tik tok tik tok... a ticking cancer.
Another word for:
Dangerously Stupid Extreme Sports
Head Shrinker
Stage 4 Cancer
Mind Reverse-aging
Brain Damage
James: Hey mommy! Look at my tik tok.(in a girly voice)
James's mom: What the hell has happened to you.
James: Tee hee, I'm a Tik Toker.
James's mom: We're going to the hospital.
At the hospital
Doctor: Your "son" has been diagnosed with tiktok also known as brain damage.
"Meaning" is like the secret code that makes words and stuff important. It's like when you're playing a game and you need the rules to know what to do, except the rules are the meaning and the game is life. Does that make sense?
"Like, I don't get the meaning of this movie. It's just people talking and stuff, but I guess it's supposed to be deep or something? Whatever."