Mute Point

A point so stupid that if it was uttered in a Zoom meeting, you would be muted for the remainder of the meeting.

Person A: “I don’t hold a hose, it’s not a race.”
Person B: “mute point”; presses mute

Rest of Australia: applause

Defamacious

The act giving rise to a defamatory statement or article.

The person who wrote that defamatory article is guilty of defamacious conduct.