ready room

a conference room on the Galaxy Class Starship Enterprise: where Captain Jean Luc Picard hides from time to time when he wants to read a book or beat his meat on chatroulette.

Captain Picard: WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF MY READY ROOM!

Data: It was Lt. Worf, Sir.

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Zellers

The GHETTO of all retailers in Canada.

I went shopping at Zellers today and thought I was going to get mugged.

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chatroulette

an internet webcam/chat relay where anonymous homosexuals hang out to display and stroke their small hairy penis.

Chatroulette is plagued with faggots stroking penis.

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stroke dick

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

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Miryah

A sassy problematic puta

You acting like miryah

Okay miryah

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rapper

A dirt bag circus clown who can't walk, talk, dance, sing nor wear clothes properly.

Check out those rappers the circus must be in town.

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