snail's foot

An extremely engorged moist vagina.

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

blackcent

The act of a person of another race speaking with an accent they believe blacks speak with.

The way Justin Timberlake speaks when he’s not on “Punked”

See also Christina Aguilera and Pink

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