okay i pull up

okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
you and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi

1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
okay i pull up

capybara: okay i pull up
leorio stare: okay i pull up

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mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

You're typing non-random keyboard combinations hoping to find one that's not defined, Because you are more bored than ever, And probably procrastinating. This time you went from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard, And then top to bottom on the upper 2 rows of your keyboard, From left to right. I beat you, loser. Now go to sleep, Its like 2AM. Or not..I don't care.

Guy 1: Im so bored...
Guy 2: How bored?
Guy 1: mnbvcxzqawsedrftgyhujikolp

if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

a quote made by me, because it's the truth

friend: my girlfriend just broke up with me...
me: well you know what they say.. if you don't break up with them, they will break up with you

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I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

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whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

august 6 1945

a day that you shouldn't be in hiroshima

august 6 1945: rip hiroshima

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it's mad brick outside

Phrase that New Yorkers use to express that the weather is cold outside.

Guy: Wow, It's really cold outside
New Yorker: yea it's mad brick outside word'a my motha' ya hurr me?

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