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i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u

me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021


lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm

By now you've already typed lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopzxcvbnm, and you saw a definition of it, and thought "OK THEN I WILL GO FROM RIGHT TO LEFT IN THE MIDDLE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD THEN TOP, AND I WILL GO LEFT TO RIGHT IN THE BOTTOM ROW. IM FINALLY GONNA WIN HAHAHAHAHA!" but you thought wrong. By the way, Go do your work. You have 20 missing assignments.

Guy 1: "lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqzxcvbnm"
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It means something, But you'll never figure it out! Hahahaha!

by Lazar Blade March 21, 2021


JCS - Criminal Psychology

A guy on youtube who does cool videos about criminals

guy 1: hey, have you heard of JCS - Criminal Psychology?
guy 2: yeah, my favorite video is "What pretending to be crazy looks like"

by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021