Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.

Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.

Nostralia

A physical condition whereby the insides of a person's huge nostrils are visible merely by looking at them head on; there is no need to bend down to look at them from below. Specifically, said person is possessed of two large nostrills, not unlike the continent/nation of Australia.

I totally was digging that chick I met on-line until she showed up at the bar sporting a severe case of nostralia that wasn't visible in her profile photo. I could see all the way up to her brain without tilting my head a bit. The good news was that I could see she wasn't harboring any boogers.

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Freitaggerie

Enjoyable, and sometimes frivolous, recreational acts of the type likely to be performed on a Friday afternoon (e.g. playing pool, drinking beer, watching sports or goofing off.) Derived from the German word "Freitag" which means "Friday."

Gail, Stan and I met down at the Hog's Breath Saloon for one last round of Key West freitaggerie before heading back to the condo to pack up for the trip home.

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Land-escaper

(noun): An immigrant who has escaped his country of birth to come to the United States to perform migrant worker tasks, usually landscaping and the like on a daily assignment basis.

Tommy picked up three land-escapers for $20 an hour from the Home Depot parking lot to help him uproot some trees in his backyard.