Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.

Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

Blass

Blow(s) Ass

That was some blass game.

That's Blass.

homos

homo = homosexual/gay or offensive laguage

you bummed that boy you homo

Savor Jacking

When a person is masturbating for no less then 60 minutes and the individual has a bottle wine and Debbie does Dallas playing in the background. Some may refer to this as a “take your time with it jack.” The opposite of speed jacking.

Jesse and Colton were talking about speed jacking when Colton brought up savor jacking. He asked Jesse if he had ever savor jacked and Jesse replied “no.” Colton responded with “you don’t know what you’re missing.”