Canada's History

A sexual game wherein a Canadian woman no taller than 134.6 cm is place inside the Stanley Cup and hides a hockey puck deep within her neither regions. She then covers herself with maple syrup, places a toboggan (nee took) on her head, and slaps on a curlicue villain mustachio. Her partner must then cook 15 flapjacks, wear a lumberjack shirt, strap on snowshoes, and equip himself with as many used sweaty jockstraps of the Ottawa Senators as possible. Using the hot flapjacks he must remove the maple syrup, stuffing each one up his rear as they become saturated. After this task is finished, he will use his grapthrork (moose antlers attached to the forearm of a bear) to dig out the hockey puck. The female then preforms tugjobs on the male until he fills the entire Stanley Cup. The contents of the cup are then served to the local retirement home with the ass pancakes the next morning.

Did you hear that Jean Micheal and Joan Michelle were busy sharing Canada's History with the retirees at Shady Acres this morning? I hear it took them 12 hours to get everything together.

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