Zombie Milk

Milk that remains in the fridge for a long time, but never really goes sour or gets lumpy. Instead it gradually takes on a foul chalky flavor such that one hardly notices, until a visitor points it out.

Carl, that is some wretched zombie milk. Toss that out, man.

Flying Dutchman

A variant of the Dutch Oven that involves tartar sauce.

Man, that was some Flying Dutchman last night, huh?

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Gram

1/21 of the weight of the human soul, as verified by science.

"Oh look, Steve died. Now he weighs 21 grams less than before."

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