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Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.
John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels
What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious
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Slang for a rooster, you dirty perverts!
Mommy, look at that cock!
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Pronounced Tai-Ne, it means something that is either:
Small
Microscopic
or it is your penis.
It may also be used in a sarcastic manner to describe something huge(duh).
Your dick is so tiny, you don't even know...
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a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher
Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!
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A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.
Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus
It is.
THE CAKE IS A SPY! I SHOT IT! SHOOT IT AGAIN IT'S GOT DEAD RINGER!!!!!
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