FFSS

For fuck sake Sheila

Cliff. Chimneys need to be lit of they won't work.

Sheila...don't be so stupid

Cliff. FFSS

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Tatty Bread

DEAD in local Northern Irish tongue. Rhyming slang

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread

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orange clown

Donald Trump with orange skin and foolish behaviour is an orange clown

He may be the best president ever with his ban on muslims and his dislike of rampant PC but he's still an orange clown

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Nigger Obama

A politician who became president but it is still nothing more than a nigger for all white folk.

See that nigger obama, he's nothing but a nigger black son of a bitch black fucker

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headstaggers

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour

I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.

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Gutters

To have the burney-hot shits, the sort that won't stop.

I was out last night and drank a crate of cider. Now I've got a
terrible dose of the gutters and me arse killin' me.

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Japs

The muck that gets on your trouser legs when walking in Northern Ireland

Holy Jesus look at the japs on my new trousers, I only bought the fuckers a few days ago

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