headstaggers

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour

I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.

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Tatty Bread

DEAD in local Northern Irish tongue. Rhyming slang

That boy is full as fish tank, if he tried to cross the road he'll be tatty bread

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orange clown

Donald Trump with orange skin and foolish behaviour is an orange clown

He may be the best president ever with his ban on muslims and his dislike of rampant PC but he's still an orange clown

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Nigger Obama

A politician who became president but it is still nothing more than a nigger for all white folk.

See that nigger obama, he's nothing but a nigger black son of a bitch black fucker

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FFSS

For fuck sake Sheila

Cliff. Chimneys need to be lit of they won't work.

Sheila...don't be so stupid

Cliff. FFSS

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Gutters

To have the burney-hot shits, the sort that won't stop.

I was out last night and drank a crate of cider. Now I've got a
terrible dose of the gutters and me arse killin' me.

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DFB

Short for dirty fenian bastard or in other words a catholic living in northern ireland

What's that smell? It that DFB sittin in the seat behind. Filthy bastard.

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