machine gun mouth

Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.

A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.

YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.

Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!

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asian

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.

Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*

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cathode

Someone who is short.

Dave: You're the only cathode here. XD
Whole class: (laugh)
Nate: :((

Psy

Now it has been revealed that one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is a South Korean rapper: Psy. Once "Gangnam Style" reaches 1 billion views on YouTube, he will unleash his power and bring destruction to the world on 21st December 2012. The reason he is one of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse is because of his horse-riding dance and as of now, the number of views is so close to 1 billion.

Our fate is all up to Psy this 21st December.

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peace sign

The peace sign is literally a broken cross.

I think the peace sign isn't really peace, it is just blasphemous to the broken cross.

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cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.

Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!

fogging

Smoking

"What are those youngsters doing there at the back?"
"Oh they are fogging."

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