Oil Slick

A girl/boy that your roommate insists on bringing home from the bar time after time, despite the fact that she/he hasn't showered, nor can she/he spell shower. Eventually this clever animal, like an infectious disease, will; 1) live in your apartment, 2) eat your food, 3) use all of your toiletries and laundry soap in a sad, and unsuccessful attempt to "de-slick" themselves!

If you are at home now, turn to your left, now turn to your right, he/she is the one that is not your roommate!

"I can't believe it, that Oil Slick has been over every night this week and now there isn't any toilet paper!"

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