whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es

1. Knowing if someone’s lying to you, also requires at least 2,500 IQ.
2. Black female penis

>> Do you cheated on me?
<< No why would I do that?
>> *whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s‘y’es*

My van

The bait of a pedophile to catch kids

“There’s free WiFi in my van, come on kids!”

Klondick

A dick of a Klondike. Satisfied enough?

-Hey is that a klondick right there?

Anal

You know what is anal you know what god damn thing it is don’t lie, sinner.

Hey man let’s do anal together
-Sure m8