Bronsexual

Bronsexuals are 14 year olds (or manchildren with a 14 year old mentality) that like the idea of winning, so they follow LeBron wherever he goes. But being the contrarian idiots that they are, they need to justify their bandwagoning behavior by saying outlandish and downright stupid things like, LeBron is the GOAT or Lebron is better than Jordan. In a bronsexuals mind, taking up an unpopular (but stupid) opinion makes them the underdogs, despite Lebrons constant antics of sabotaging NBA free agency and buying himself championship rings, of which even then, he still has a losing record.

Bronsexual: Lebron is the GOAT! Jordan sucks, he lost in the first round.
Rational Person: Jordan lost in first round without legit superstars around him unlike Lebron, who builds and hijacks the NBA to get cheap and easy rings.

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