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When a man takes a hot hotdog right off the grill and shoves it up his ass without second thought.
"Boy oh boy! My asshole is blistered and dripping with blood after that Fenway Frank!"
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Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.
"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."
When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
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