Imagine

Implying that someone won’t do something

Imagine: “imagine I actually did that”

Man 1: can you buy me something from the store

Man 2: imagine

Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.

Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck