deflexted

The feeling you get while messaging someone and it shows them typing for ages and then all you get is a one or two word reply.

I was chatting with this hot girl, and she was replying like for ever, and she only said 'maybe'... I was so deflexted!

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.