lamborgreeni

A dad joke about Lamborghinis

Dad: “what do you call a green Lamborghini?”
Someone: “What?”
Dad: “A LAMBORGREENI!”
Someone: *face palm*

snazzy wigs

Snazzy wigs, only snazzy kids can wear them, they are very stylish.
Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”

Ex: Dude 1 “hey did you see the snazzy wig that kid was wearing?”
Dude 2 “he must be a snazzy kid!”
Dude 1 “only snazzy kids wear the snazzy wigs!”