Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).
Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"
Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." ð
The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.
Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.
Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"
Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
One who takes Ls (a.k.a. non-dubs) on a daily basis. The attraction between this person and Ls is so great that scientists are planning on announcing "L Magnet" as the 9th planet in the solar system, replacing Pluto. Find someone who loves you the way Ls love this person.
Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Mate 1: "Hey mate long time no see!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"
Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."
Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.
Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." ð *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." ð *wiggles other weenus*
When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.
Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."
*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*