Pamazon Rime

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

Chooing

(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.

Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"

Here For You

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).

Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*

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June 22 2021

The day we became stepbrothers :(.

Brother: "My last day is June 22 2021 brother."
Me: "That's the day we became stepbrothers :(."

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No No Pocket

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

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Sweet Sweet Angel Boy

What ur mum says when ur being a good boy (no homo). Used only by the sweetest of mums.

Me: *gets seen by mum*
Mum: "OMG it's my sweet sweet angel boy!"
Me: "Okay"

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